So easter is over with, and you are left with some extra peeps. There is a good chance that you may have ran out to the store the day after easter and spent thirty dollars on them. They are half off, so in the long run, you did save money.

Now, to make a peepman, you need three peeps. Two of these will be dead by the time you are done, but one will be free to run and skip and play grandtheft auto.

Step One is to rip the ears off of two of the peeps. Please Pray for them.

Step Two is to then stick the ears onto the living peep, thus giving it legs and arms. You may eat the dead peeps. It is a shame to waste them. I recomend that you leave them out in the air for a few days to dry out. Peeps are always better after they go a bit stale.